How to Get Laid Online: The Ultimate Guide

It’s late and you’re feeling frisky. You’re tired of the bar scene and just not in the mood to drag your lazy butt to some new hotspot to buy endless rounds of drinks for some girl who’ll take off as soon as her boyfriend comes along to pick her up.

You half-heartedly surf the Internet until your attention wanders over to an advert of a model-quality girl in scanty lingerie. She claims to be in your area. She wants to chat. Won’t you just sign up for free?

“She’s sitting at home all by herself on a Friday night,” you your penis hopefully thinks. You your penis instantly imagines hordes of horny women waiting patiently by their computers for the next penis picture to arrive in their inbox.

You sign up, snap a picture of your optimistic friend and toss that bait into the inboxes of dozens of horny women.

If you’ve ever been through the above scenario, you probably already know the success rate of that strategy. You may even be wary of hookup sites. Jaded, even. But just because you haven’t gotten laid using a hookup site, it doesn’t mean you can’t – you just have to know how.

That's why we've put together this guide: to show you exactly how to get laid online. Call it the ultimate guide to unlimited sex wherever, whenever. Ready to get started?

The Basics of Finding Hookups Online

When you're delving into the wild and woolly world of hookup sites, what you know makes the difference between getting laid - over and over again - or winding up home alone and disappointed.

Here's a quick briefer of what you need to know before you get started with online hookups...

It's not a scam

There are people out there who like to think that everything that doesn't work for them is a scam. These are the folks who keep emailing us to ask about free hookup sites that are not scams and hookup sites that actually work and so on.

To be sure, there are some less than legitimate hookup sites out there. Some of them straight out suck - you can read about hookup sites to avoid here.

But the best hookup sites that we recommend do actually work. And by "work," we mean they do their part of the bargain, which is to promote broadly in order to attract as many horny and willing women as possible and make it easy as hell for you to connect with them. Oh, and they pull shady crap like baiting you with fake profiles and scamming you out of your money.

But even on legitimate hookup sites, in order for it to work - you have to do some work as well, as in filling out an enticing profile and connecting with as many women as possible on the site. Which brings us to the next point...

It's a numbers game

No matter what anyone tells you – getting laid regularly is more of a game than an art. In fact, it’s a numbers game.

Here's why: The statistics on online dating sites represent the age old male and female stereotypes. Essentially, they show that women want relationships and men? Well, men want sex.

On regular dating sites like Match, eHarmony and Chemistry, women outnumber men. But when it comes to hookup sites that are specifically geared toward getting people laid, men outnumber women. By a lot.

That's no reason to be discouraged, though. As you'll soon find out, there may be a lot of competing men on hookup sites but most of your competition is easy to beat. You'll find out how to do that in the rest of this guide.

Plus, despite the odds, hookup sites make it stupid easy to meet women who are looking for the same exact thing you are, which brings us to our next point...

It's the best way to meet women looking for sex

Despite what we've all been conditioned to believe, women want sex. The difference is that women usually want relationships more.

But what happens to those long months in between relationships? She's not just going to go without sex. Plus, women are working damn long hours now and focusing all their extra time and energy on furthering their career. She doesn't always have the time to go looking for men to hookup with at the local bar or club.

Speaking of bars and clubs, when women go out, they're usually accompanied by a flock of close girlfriends. This is one of the reasons women are so difficult to pick up at these venues - they have a group of other women who are watching and judging.

That's not the case online. On hookup sites, women are free to be and do whatever and whomever they want. They just need a ready, willing partner. Let's make sure that's you.

What Doesn't Work for Hook Ups Online

Before we delve into the nitty gritty of getting laid online, let's take a moment to go over some serious time wasters. Any of the no sex black holes below are a surefire way to waste your time, energy and wind up alone with blue balls.

Mainstream Dating Sites

As you learned above, men outnumber women on hookup sites while women outnumber men on regular, mainstream dating sites.

So why hookup sites? Wouldn't it be smarter to go where the (female) fish are plenty?

Not exactly. If you're looking for casual, NSA sex, the last thing you want to do is sign up for a regular dating site like Match or eHarmony. The majority of women on these sites are looking for relationships and the chances of you getting laid on a first date are pretty slim.

The funny thing is that even the women who would be open to casual sex are likely to hold off on having sex if you meet them on a regular dating site. They don't want to ruin the chance of a relationship by having sex with you too soon whereas if you met the same women on a hookup site, her mentality is entirely different since she's after a different goal.

So avoid looking for hookups on regular dating sites. Even if there are more women there, they're not the kind of women you're looking for.

It's more likely you'll be stuck messaging back and forth until you finally get rewarded with the opportunity to wine and dine these ladies. If you're lucky, you'll get sex in weeks or months, along with a monogamous relationship.

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Scam Hookup Sites

The hookup dating market attracts a lot of horny people...and the scammers that prey on that horniness. The unfortunate fact is that there are a lot of scam hookup sites around.

These scam sites market themselves as totally free adult dating sites and do a lot of things to make you think they're a legitimate hookup site. For example, the majority of scam hookup sites put some effort into their design so they look legit. They also have an easy sign up process and filled out profiles of cute girls.

But then they also have really shady practices like asking for your credit card number in order to verify that you're over 18 year sold and charging your credit card for porn subscriptions. Not to mention that most of the cute girls on their sites are actually paid models or even worse, automated bots. You'll want to avoid these scam hookup sites at all costs for obvious reasons.

Craigslist Casual Encounters

If you've ever been horny and have access to WiFi, you know what this is. For those of you who don't, it's a section of Craigslist that's entirely devoted to casual, immediate, no strings attached sex.

That sounds great, right?

Except it's not. Pretty much 99.5% of the ads posted by "women" on this site are for escorts or scammers looking to get your email address. Every once in a while, a real woman might post an ad out of curiosity or sheer horniness but her ad will get flagged in a matter of minutes.

Seriously, ask any woman who will ever admit to posting an ad on Craigslist and she'll tell you it usually takes around 10 minutes for it to get flagged and taken down. Nobody knows why, it's most likely that the escorts and scammers take down "real ads" in order to make theirs stand out.

Wait, you say, if there are real women posting real ads, I stand a chance, right? Nope. In the short 10 minutes that a woman's ad is up, she'll receive hundreds of responses from very horny men. Hundreds. The chance of your response getting read - and replied to - are lower than your chances of winning an Olympic gold medal.

Backpage Free Classifieds

You're more likely to get laid using Backpage's free classifieds than on Craigslist, but it's going to cost you - as in, you have to pay. The majority of women on Backpage are escorts who are looking to be paid in order to get you laid.

It's not cheap, either.

Not to mention the risks that come with hiring a pro - both to your health as well as potential legal ramifications.

And that's not what you're looking for, right? So let's focus on getting you what you want: sex.

How to Get Laid Online

Sign up for the best hookup sites

Want to know the bad news? Legitimate hookup sites are rare. If you've been looking around for casual dating sites, you already know that there are masses of them out there. Well, guess what? Most of them are either straight out scams or sites that simply don't have the reach they need to attract enough hot singles to make things interesting.

That leaves only a handful of legitimate hookup sites and out of those, there are even fewer sites that actually have the reach and ability to attracts tens of millions of users. And you definitely need a legit hookup site that has a massive reach because the larger the pool, the more fish to choose from.

Here are the top 3 hookup sites that actually work...

1

ADULT FRIEND FINDER

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  • Massive member base of over 70 million 
  • Biggest and most popular adult dating site on the Internet
  • Trustworthy and established, been around over 20 years
  • Top-notch features like customizable search, video chat, and IM
  • Tons of interactive, interested members

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2

FLING

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  • Huge and very active member base who are constantly online
  • Hands down the best interface that makes it easy to find hookups
  • Trustworthy and established, been around over 20 years
  • Kinkiest users - this is the only hookup site where women often make the first move

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3

GET IT ON

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  • Casual, fun vibe that attracts women in 20s and early 30s
  • Most "normal" users who are easy going and up for casual fun
  • Uses a compatibility algorithm that makes it easy to find hookups
  • Newbie friendly with a young member base who are simply looking for a good time

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Increase your chances of getting laid

The more women you talk to, the more women you have a chance of sleeping with. Sounds too simple? It is. But simple doesn’t mean easy and as with everything that’s worth doing – there is work involved.

One of the best things you can do to increase your chances of getting laid regularly is to cast a wide net. You want to throw that net wide and far. This is only the first step, so don’t worry about all the women you don’t want in your net (your turnoffs and dis-preferences) and just throw that net.

If you’ve been confining yourself to only one hookup site, now is the time to expand your get-laid pool. Sign up for two hookup sites - we recommend AdultFriendFinder and Fling since this will give you access to like 99% of all the women who are on casual dating sites.

If you can handle, sign up for three. It doesn’t take that long to post the same profile and pictures onto another site, and with that simple action you’re doubling (or tripling) your pool of available women.

Craft the perfect profile

Once you're signed up for the best hookup sites, your profile is searchable by thousands of women in your area so you want to optimize this. There’s no way you have the time to email each and every one of the promising ones, so make your profile do most of the work for you.

How? Here's a list of steps to take to make your profile stand out from the competition and get noticed by the women you want...

  • Do not - we repeat, DO NOT - put a dick pic as your main picture. No matter how horny a woman is, it's unlikely that a picture of a dick will be so attractive, so sexy that she'll click on it. Know what a horny woman will click on? A cute face, a picture of a well-toned body or someone who looks like he knows how to have a good time. Plus, your dick will be swimming in a sea of profiles picturing dicks...all of which she'll be scrolling past. Just don't do it.
  • Go for at least 3 pictures. Women are every bit as visual as men are, especially when it comes to casual sex so your pictures should be flattering and suggest that you're really f*cking cool. At a minimum: go for one face shot, one body shot and one that's casual and/or adventurous. You can include a dick pic but again, not as your main photo. If you want to keep your identity hidden, emphasize the best parts of your body and lifestyle. Use photos that show you in exotic locations - as long as they make your body look good - or doing sports.
  • Spell and write proper sentences. This is the minimum requirement that every guy should meet...but alas, so many don't. Why would you shoot yourself in the foot by not doing this one, super easy thing? It instantly shows women that you're at least somewhat educated, intelligent and not a complete asshat. This matters - even if she's just looking for casual sex, she'll go with the guy who can speak in complete sentences over one who can't.
  • Profile description matters. You can keep it short but make sure it's filled out and interesting. The test is: when you read it, does it make you want to meet you? If not, she'll most likely pass, too. Here are a few examples...
"Equal parts classy and pervy. Popular opinion is I'm a damn good lay and an even better kisser. Loving life and the place I've landed in. Eager to share the energy with other like minded pervy yet classy people."
"Frequent traveler, periodic adrenaline junkie and full on red wine snob. I'm also generally intelligent, reasonably good looking, and considerate of others. I even get a fair bit of female attention. But all's not perfect in my world.You see, I have to live and act in a "proper" way as a result of my job. I need to wear the right suits way, say the right things, speak with the right people. It provides me a good life but I'm bored of all the right-ness and looking to get in touch with my naughty side. Explore with me?"
  • Have standards. This might seem counterintuitive 'cause you don't want to discourage women from contacting you but trust us - women like to know they're hooking up with men who are choosy and exclusive. She will not be turned on if she thinks you'll take any old girl that comes along. This doesn't mean you should write a list of "no fatties, no crazies, etc." - just show that you have standards and won't take just anything. Here's an example...
"Intelligent, witty, and sensual ladies who are sexy without trying to be get me every time. Bonus points if you're down to earth and experienced in life."
  • Check that your profile meets two important criteria. Women on hookup sites are instinctively looking for 2 things: excitement and safety. Seems like a strange contradiction but she needs to be able to know from your profile, right off the bat, that you're not crazy and she needn't be afraid of you but that you're also exciting and not the average boring joe. Make sure your profile checks both boxes.

Get busy fishing

While your profile does the work for you, you’re going to want to go on the hunt for the girls with the most potential.

To get started, perform a broad search for the girls in your area and start reaching out to as many cute girls as possible, focusing your efforts on the ones who are currently online.

If you haven’t yet honed your fake-profile-recognition skills, this will be good practice. Skip over the photos of chicks that look like they were taken in a professional studio. Skim profiles to make sure the text isn’t littered with $ signs. Once you have a list of some promising potentials, start initiating contact.

Come up with cute, friendly messages to send each of the girls. Keep it short, keep it sweet, and leave out any mention of sex at first. If you can, skim her profile and reference something she wrote in her profile in the message you send her. A good formula to follow is lead with a compliment + reference something on her profile + end with a question.

That has, by far, the best success rate. Here's are examples that worked...

"Of course you love pilates, with a body like that 😉 I have to admit, I only clicked on your profile because you're stunning but kept reading because we have a lot in common, I'm a budding nudist as well. Which nude beach around here is your favorite?"
"Scary profile...has anyone ever told you you're the perfect combination of crazy and cute? So tell me, if you can do anything on that bucket list of yours - now - which would it be?"

The only downside of crafting personalized messages - even if they're short - is that they take time. Eventually, you'll get better and better at them but at first, if you want to reach out to as many women as possible, you'll probably prefer to use a stock pickup line so you can reach out en masse.

And by pickup line, we definitely don't mean "Hey, what's up?" or "Hi beautiful, how are you?"

Those lines suck. Those kinds of messages shouldn't be sent at all - they're a waste of everyone's time and bandwidth. At least make the effort to Google pickup lines or use one of the below examples...

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"You don't know how many profiles I had to click past to find you. Wanna eat cookie dough together?"
"What time are you coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out with me?"
"You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl and yet you're perfect. What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?"

They may be corny but the trick with bad pickup lines is they almost always get a response like "umm, does that ever work for you?" which usually gets the conversation going enough for a meet up to happen.

Just remember when you're initiating contact that you can be cocky, you can be funny, you can even be outright weird - but you cannot be boring.

Now get out there and get laid! ​

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